Losers

I did not get first place in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. I'm sure you're devastated, but don't take it too badly. Maybe you'll feel better if you have your request played this morning. We'll spin a set of songs about losing losers after 9 a.m.

UPDATE Today's set:

The Beatles "I'm a Loser"

Amy Winehouse "Love is a Losing Game"

The Pretenders "The Losing"

The Police "Can't Stand Losing You"

The Clash "I Fought the Law"