Ladies and Gentlemen, Mrs. Eva Cohen

Marry me, Leonard Cohen.  I can make a good life for you.  I’m mild-tempered, tidy and I make a mean goat cheese + olive spread on toast.  So whattaya say? 

I’m not in the habit of publicly proposing to septuagenarians I’ve never met, but it just feels like time’s running out.  For both of us. 

Happy birthday, LC.