It's all his hotel's fault
The current Round 1 leader at The Barclays, Kevin Stadler had to sit through two lengthy rain delays at Liberty National in Jersey City, NJ. That's not to say he didn't have things to take care of during the downtime.
He carried out that conversation you've had a million times, trying to find something you forgot at the hotel.
"I spent the first part of my time looking for my car. The hotel lost my car last night. So I was trying to track that down."
It's unclear exactly how a hotel would misplace a professional golfer's car, moreover one that's branded "BMW, Official Vehicle, the Barclays" on the side.
If anything, the ordeal helped him out - as he posted a 7-Under 64.